we caught a bunch of sand crabs on the beach today and then put glow stick juice on them and watched them run away and apparently it doesn’t even hurt them but one of them committed suicide so we’re probably going to hell anyway 

marxvx:

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

(via sweet-hart)

does anyone remember that wendys sonnn post because everything i do in life is thanks to that man and his appreciation for chicken nuggets 

My grandma has dementia and every few minutes she’s just like “who the fuck are these people”  

Anonymous asked:
are you single because i wanna hit that

nope not at all 

Anonymous asked:
Hiiii, when do you leave Belgium and when do you come back, hope that your travel In Usa Will be good....

I leave tomorrow and I come back in the end of July ! 

i need three jobs:

1. one where i make money

2. nose

3. blow

Anonymous asked:
The dance is good but I think it would be cleaner if you did it topless so do you think you can record it again in just those little shorts? That would be great, thanks!

yeah of course!

i actually didnt realize how much my butt was hanging out so i deleted the video :-) 

Anonymous asked:
IM SO HAPPY FOR UR HAPPY RELATIONSHIP U BEAUTIFUL BABY

thank u gay!

ohhhh qu’on est mignon 

me yawning ft boyfriend

could anyone edit a song for me and send me the file?? i literally just need the end cut off but idk how to do it :/ ?

je t’aime une fois, je t’aime deux fois, je t’aime plus que le riz et les petits pois