we caught a bunch of sand crabs on the beach today and then put glow stick juice on them and watched them run away and apparently it doesn’t even hurt them but one of them committed suicide so we’re probably going to hell anyway
does anyone remember that wendys sonnn post because everything i do in life is thanks to that man and his appreciation for chicken nuggets

My grandma has dementia and every few minutes she’s just like “who the fuck are these people”
nope not at all
I leave tomorrow and I come back in the end of July !
i need three jobs:
1. one where i make money
2. nose
3. blow
yeah of course!
i actually didnt realize how much my butt was hanging out so i deleted the video :-)
thank u gay!
could anyone edit a song for me and send me the file?? i literally just need the end cut off but idk how to do it :/ ?

je t’aime une fois, je t’aime deux fois, je t’aime plus que le riz et les petits pois